I’m an Ironman, why wouldn’t she want to go out with me?

Jokes aside, the greatest thing about an Ironman is not the food or the women. The greatest thing about an Ironman is if you finish, you won. No matter how long it takes. And that title stays with you always. Because when it comes down to it, an Ironman triathlon will only take 10-17 hours of your life. But all of these athletes would agree that the experience will stay with you forever.