Please take off the pie plate!

Don’t be rocking a pie plate and wearing a Ralpha Classic Sportwool jersey.  Pie plates (also known as “dork discs,” “nerd coasters,” “Minneapolis frisbees,” “45rpm singles,” “idiot pucks,” and “moron shingles”) are like heavily intoxicated people and many triathletes in that they have no business being on a bicycle.

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Celebrities do not hire bicycle stylists, because if they did Jake Gyllenhaal would not be rocking a pie plate on his Madone.

Read more about Pie Plates at the Bike Snob NYC…